I had started this post, about the stupid things people say to pregnant people, on July 28 (a mere three days before Elle was born ...):
To the guy at the pool on Monday: Seriously? You asked: "Are you having a baby?" No, actually, I'm storing fat for the (Florida) winter and thought 30 pounds or so around my middle come in handy.
To the guy at the post office on Wednesday: Seriously?! "Are you due in September?" Do I look like I need another 4+ weeks to gestate this baby? Would you like to know how much this cute little watermelon weighs right now? In your shock that I'm due in August, in SIX DAYS, you tell me I am short. Right. Because my height has anything to do with the medicine ball I'm carrying.
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